This little piggy's not gettin' away from Paula...

Posted by David on Tuesday, December 15, 2009


I'm watching a show called Paula's Home Cooking. If you haven't heard of it, you're missing out. It's hosted by one of the most fabulous and amazing women on television: Paula Deen. If you haven't heard of Paula Deen, you're dead to me. Here's what she looks like ------------------------->
Watching her cook is an amazing experience, almost religious. Here are a few quotes from tonight's show:
"Now you don't wanna over beat these, 'cause that'll make the batter tough. And the only tough thing I want around these brownies is me."
"Just get those chicken pieces in that butter...an' let every one of 'em get a bite of it....yeah"
"An' everyone loves them some chicken, unless you're workin' with a vegetarian. But they're on their own. They can just go outside an' eat them some grass" *Note, she said this right before she started preparing Vegetarian stuffed mushrooms*
Paula Deen, if you're reading this, I just wanted to tell you that I think you're wonderful and your hair is flawless! <3

4 comments:

Comment by Pictaker on December 15, 2009 at 8:23 PM

Lol I love Paula Deen!

 
Comment by Paula on December 17, 2009 at 4:46 PM

Why thank you David! You are just the nicest person!

 
Comment by Riley Byrnes on December 18, 2009 at 12:43 PM

Eat some grass really... I think that this should be Siren's mother cause she would then be my grandmother. Btw my mother like the part where you said her hair was flawless .Bring a picture of her hair when we go to see Kendra lol.

 
Comment by Paula Deen on December 18, 2009 at 11:10 PM

Okay now ya'll I just wanna know, who in the butter thanks they can just go an' impersonate me? David, I know all about ya, and I'm unimpressed. I just don't understand why in the butter you would wanna be vegan. It's so disappointin'. Just go get you some grass and leave me alone. Butter!

 

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